The tittle of this post is violent for a reason.Reason being awareness.Today as I await my mom to come home and tell me to clean the kitchen and I wait on my KFC I will make you aware of what I see in my daily life and how it ruffles my feathers if you will.
-Only children that BRAG about being only children.Personaly I wish I was an only child.Well actually your sibling has to be human I think to be considered a "sibling" so I guess I kinda am an only child since my moms eldest spawn is a scrub/toad.But really can you just like shut up and stop being bratty about how your parents worship the ground you walk on.Thanks
-School lunches.I really putty the children who can't pack their lunches.Really I do I am soo sorry that you have to lick the floor or your friends to get that nasty taste out of your mouth....
-people who like gray chicken.What the heck is wrong with you.You sit and talk about how mcdonalds chicken is ground up chicken bones and such.UH SO.I would take ground up WHITE MEAT GOOD mystery assorted poultry rather than gross gray chicken,that dosent even taste even remotely like chicken.Good night.
-When people say macdonalds.....
-When your sitting in a rocking chair or recliner or anything that rocks,and it goes back to far and you think your literally gonna die.Yeah ou think it's real funny until you are virtually falling off the wall like humpty dumpy.Not fun.
-When people correct me on things THAT I KNOW FOR A FACT.Like when I know the tue story and you correct me on it.If ou correct me on a story that I witnessed/made up I WILL let the beats drop and it will be to sick to lick.
-The fact that Johnny cash is dead.
-Having to clean the kitchen.Life is but a fail when I have to clean up my dads mess of butter and other condiments sprawlled out o'er the kitchen.
-When I get bacon on my pjs.It makes a greedy spot king triton couldn't blast away and I don't want that.
-I hate when people redo songs and make them sound so bad you don't recognize it.
- When people post pictures of the exact position every time,but they have on a different out fit but at the same time they have the same facial position.Lololololol
- When you say bro or the newest,brehhhh.What does that even mean?? HHHHHH I'm breathing out real long BRE-HHHH.If I heard somebody say that I would probably drop dead.
-Not being able to draw.I tried to draw a mask today and it looked like a baboons butt.No kidding.
-When mamas let their baby grow up to be cowboys.
-If somebody drinks my last coke....it's gameon.
-When someone makes their class harder than it should be.Can you just like calm down and listen if you would listen to the teacher it would take loads off your problems.You know I have 99 problems too but I listen and Im not dramatic about it
-Peiple who just lie over dumb stuff.Like I just heard her say you name,when she clearly didn't? What wrong with you? Go play in traffic.
-people who are one way with one group and another way with another group.Would it kill you to just be yourself and have a little respect for yourself.Dont conform.Just because you goto school with them and society says you should be friends dosent mean you have to.
-Math
-People who get dogs and put them in their back yard and never play with them or feed them or talk to them.So them they bark all iget long and go into hiding during the day when no one is trying to sleep.
-And last but not least the fact that it hasent snowed but once or twice DA WHOLE WINTER.All I'm gonna say is my almanac lied.
I hope I have made you aware of things that I don't like.This is segment one.If I feel like it and I'm not too increadiblely famished and tired ill con. On segment 2.(yay)Now I'm gonna go harass my mom and watch H20 so they can give me tips on being a mermaid.
Kristen-
Monday, January 23, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
The Black Plauge,I Presume.
I haven't blogged in forever.You know what that means? I long blog.Yay I know.Im excited too...
Let me just start where I left off,thanksgiving and black friday.Ive never been a big shopper nor have I ever been big on staying up late.Well black Friday is for people who like todo just those things.Well there is one thing that I do like to do and that is to fight with strangers I don't know.Okay well,black Friday drew me in this year just for that reason...that and the fact that I WAS gonna get a waffle maker.I depart my house at 8:00 with a red bull to accompany me in not only driving but to help with a burst of adrenaline to ward off the crowd.On this particular night when I walked through the doors of Walmart super center it looked like the scene of a zombie movie except Theese zombies didn't have tattered body parts they had small appliances and toys.The night proceeded,I waited in line with people I though were just so nice but when the clock rang 10 it was like some kind of imaginary buzzer said game on or game over for some people.The people who were in my way may god rest their souls.When I saw those waffle makers and slow cookers ahead of me I can't even explain the way I felt.Now I don't need a waffle maker but they were 2 dollars and that what makes me want it.I needed a plan.I made Erica stand back at least 10 foot because she is not large and in charge like me.I went in I was being pushed..I was being pushed I've never been beaten like that in my life,I didn't want to hurt Theese people until...ohh until this woman came up on me under my arm pit.Bobbing like she didn't know who I was.Elbowing me like I have never seen.Screaming move move.So naturally I elbowed her right back but unfortunately for her her face was under my elbow.Needless to say in less than 2 minutes I was on the ground then in the air frantically throwing waffle makers at Erica over the crowd.I won't even tell you what I would have done if someone else would have tried to intercept one of my babies.I still had 2 waffle makers in hand I made my way over to the slow cookers and finally got one of them.The night went on
I made my way to the back of the store it was time for a Vacuum.Yes it was so easy I actually did want a vacuum for my mom for Christmas! Glory glory! I was set.Now all I needed was to go check out the movies.Nuh NUH NUH guess who left their buggy IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ZOMBIES....Me.Oh
I've was but a fail,but that's not the best part.A woman walks up to the buggy and take out a blanket and pillow set.Oh I said haha pis posh I would do the same thing I giggled.Yeah.So I start to go through it.THIS IS MY BUGGY.What the crack? I was steaming.So I carried on to tell Erica my horror story.When we meet up I say ok lets go blah blah.And run off to the front of the store to look for Erica and tell her that I found an open lane.Yehaw I thought to my self and I made my way up the middle of the store.So I call erica.Hey Erica I found a lane open.Erica says I'm in the bath room.Oh silly girl nuh nuh I'm thinking she must have taken our buggy in to the bathroom....I was terribly wrong.I don't have the buggy she says.Basicly dropping the phone in the floor in a utter panic running and by running I mean I was run-ing.When I get back to where the murder was committed there stood my poor poor buggy defaced by the public...But what was missing? Waffle maker no blankets no.Movies nope.Hmmmm.MUH VACUUM.FORQUAHHHHH!!!!! I searched the premises looking for possible suspects.But no one.I called it time of death 11:00.My life was over.Butthurt and tired I went and found another vacuum.
Other than that my holidays were smashing.Life was not but a fail when I got princess sheets from Santa..But if I ever find who took my $7 vacuum cleaner you will meet my twins smith and wesson.Just kidding.....But really.And so I leave you with that though.Tomorrow I will tell you about things I don't like and so forth.I would do it today but I am just so tired.And I can't miss that much more school because I don't wanna meet my other twins Pena and tenturcy.
-Kristen
Let me just start where I left off,thanksgiving and black friday.Ive never been a big shopper nor have I ever been big on staying up late.Well black Friday is for people who like todo just those things.Well there is one thing that I do like to do and that is to fight with strangers I don't know.Okay well,black Friday drew me in this year just for that reason...that and the fact that I WAS gonna get a waffle maker.I depart my house at 8:00 with a red bull to accompany me in not only driving but to help with a burst of adrenaline to ward off the crowd.On this particular night when I walked through the doors of Walmart super center it looked like the scene of a zombie movie except Theese zombies didn't have tattered body parts they had small appliances and toys.The night proceeded,I waited in line with people I though were just so nice but when the clock rang 10 it was like some kind of imaginary buzzer said game on or game over for some people.The people who were in my way may god rest their souls.When I saw those waffle makers and slow cookers ahead of me I can't even explain the way I felt.Now I don't need a waffle maker but they were 2 dollars and that what makes me want it.I needed a plan.I made Erica stand back at least 10 foot because she is not large and in charge like me.I went in I was being pushed..I was being pushed I've never been beaten like that in my life,I didn't want to hurt Theese people until...ohh until this woman came up on me under my arm pit.Bobbing like she didn't know who I was.Elbowing me like I have never seen.Screaming move move.So naturally I elbowed her right back but unfortunately for her her face was under my elbow.Needless to say in less than 2 minutes I was on the ground then in the air frantically throwing waffle makers at Erica over the crowd.I won't even tell you what I would have done if someone else would have tried to intercept one of my babies.I still had 2 waffle makers in hand I made my way over to the slow cookers and finally got one of them.The night went on
I made my way to the back of the store it was time for a Vacuum.Yes it was so easy I actually did want a vacuum for my mom for Christmas! Glory glory! I was set.Now all I needed was to go check out the movies.Nuh NUH NUH guess who left their buggy IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ZOMBIES....Me.Oh
I've was but a fail,but that's not the best part.A woman walks up to the buggy and take out a blanket and pillow set.Oh I said haha pis posh I would do the same thing I giggled.Yeah.So I start to go through it.THIS IS MY BUGGY.What the crack? I was steaming.So I carried on to tell Erica my horror story.When we meet up I say ok lets go blah blah.And run off to the front of the store to look for Erica and tell her that I found an open lane.Yehaw I thought to my self and I made my way up the middle of the store.So I call erica.Hey Erica I found a lane open.Erica says I'm in the bath room.Oh silly girl nuh nuh I'm thinking she must have taken our buggy in to the bathroom....I was terribly wrong.I don't have the buggy she says.Basicly dropping the phone in the floor in a utter panic running and by running I mean I was run-ing.When I get back to where the murder was committed there stood my poor poor buggy defaced by the public...But what was missing? Waffle maker no blankets no.Movies nope.Hmmmm.MUH VACUUM.FORQUAHHHHH!!!!! I searched the premises looking for possible suspects.But no one.I called it time of death 11:00.My life was over.Butthurt and tired I went and found another vacuum.
Other than that my holidays were smashing.Life was not but a fail when I got princess sheets from Santa..But if I ever find who took my $7 vacuum cleaner you will meet my twins smith and wesson.Just kidding.....But really.And so I leave you with that though.Tomorrow I will tell you about things I don't like and so forth.I would do it today but I am just so tired.And I can't miss that much more school because I don't wanna meet my other twins Pena and tenturcy.
-Kristen
Monday, October 17, 2011
Excuse me,can I talk to you fo a minute?
Dear whoever said it was going to snow on Wednesday,your a dirty dirty liar...Never do that again.Thanks.
You may say that I'm a brat you may say I'm spoiled,but until you have walked down a jmhs hallway in the past oh idk 4 years you have no room to tell me " you shouldnt say people are dumb."It is not even that these children are dumb it is simply because ey haven't been taught how to act or respect.No on has ever "learned" them. I remember my first year as an 8th grader.More than 78% of my class could not find Africa or Australia on a map.It is no different today.I hear people all the time people who claim to be top of the class say things like Ann Hathaway for Natalie Holloway,Salit for salad, hit for it,and last but not least learned or teached.This is a fail.I wonder why none of the kids at our school know proper grammar or know how to act? Maybe just maybe it is due to the fact we can't keep an english teacher nor a principal for at matter.Jenkins you fail.And you have given concrete evidence every year I have been there to support my claim.Personally I cannot wait to receive my diploma and walk out the doors to never return to High school.Is ere any wonder I am a habitual truant? My school seems to only are about dress code and gossip.
Getting on the topic of gossip and dress code and truancy...Here is a list of things I see everyday that make me mad.
NewsFlash-
--I know I miss 3 days at a time every month OR SO but I dont miss 2 weeks at a time.THANKS.If you want to compare my 2 days to some kids 3 weeks of missing school I will smack you.At least I do my work...Sometimes.
--Mothers-If you daughter is having trouble at school and crying because she dosen't have any friends any more there may be a reason.It not always the other girls fault.Your daughter may have a hand in it.I MEAN I DON'T KNOW??!? but there may be some truth In that.I'm just saying don't always assume your baby is so innocent and precious and willing to help and nice.Because if no one is there friend there might be something wrong.
--You are in high school why don't you know how to capitalize. That's all I'm saying.
-- if your relationship didn't work out the first 47 times why will it work now...
--You are not cool there is more to life than Pleasing other people.The faster you learn who will be there for you and who just wants to be seen with you the better off you will be.
--No body want to hear what you did over the weekend.Especially not me.
--It is so so cool to act high and scream in class.Shut up.If you start screaming about markers one more time I will probably flip a desk and walk out.
--If you leave your wife bc you don't like her....don't go back because your mom won't let you play dungeons and dragons.
--Take a bath.Please contrary to want you believe e school doesn't want to smell you/look at YO nas-Ty weave.
--Hm I must have missed the crowd of paparazzi that was following you.Oh wait no I didn't because there is none.
--Your a teacher you signed up for your job.I think that's how it works.If you don't like it...g somewhere else.Ha crazy I know.
--IF you can have a baby YOU can provide for it.YOU can goto college.
--Get a job don't rely on someone else to do everything for you.
--Don't go to college where your friends go just because you don't wanna leave them.That's very stupid.
It's 10:30 and I need to goto bed because I spent all my money and can't get breakfast in the morning so I'm gonna have to eat pizza from last night.Life is but a fail.
Quote of the Day:: Kudos to you for hating me.You tink you hated me first.Ha.I have hated you since the day you and your mom came to my baby shower and I heard her talk.It's kind of what happened with Jesus and John the Baptist.Except i hated you...So yeah.
Kristen--
You may say that I'm a brat you may say I'm spoiled,but until you have walked down a jmhs hallway in the past oh idk 4 years you have no room to tell me " you shouldnt say people are dumb."It is not even that these children are dumb it is simply because ey haven't been taught how to act or respect.No on has ever "learned" them. I remember my first year as an 8th grader.More than 78% of my class could not find Africa or Australia on a map.It is no different today.I hear people all the time people who claim to be top of the class say things like Ann Hathaway for Natalie Holloway,Salit for salad, hit for it,and last but not least learned or teached.This is a fail.I wonder why none of the kids at our school know proper grammar or know how to act? Maybe just maybe it is due to the fact we can't keep an english teacher nor a principal for at matter.Jenkins you fail.And you have given concrete evidence every year I have been there to support my claim.Personally I cannot wait to receive my diploma and walk out the doors to never return to High school.Is ere any wonder I am a habitual truant? My school seems to only are about dress code and gossip.
Getting on the topic of gossip and dress code and truancy...Here is a list of things I see everyday that make me mad.
NewsFlash-
--I know I miss 3 days at a time every month OR SO but I dont miss 2 weeks at a time.THANKS.If you want to compare my 2 days to some kids 3 weeks of missing school I will smack you.At least I do my work...Sometimes.
--Mothers-If you daughter is having trouble at school and crying because she dosen't have any friends any more there may be a reason.It not always the other girls fault.Your daughter may have a hand in it.I MEAN I DON'T KNOW??!? but there may be some truth In that.I'm just saying don't always assume your baby is so innocent and precious and willing to help and nice.Because if no one is there friend there might be something wrong.
--You are in high school why don't you know how to capitalize. That's all I'm saying.
-- if your relationship didn't work out the first 47 times why will it work now...
--You are not cool there is more to life than Pleasing other people.The faster you learn who will be there for you and who just wants to be seen with you the better off you will be.
--No body want to hear what you did over the weekend.Especially not me.
--It is so so cool to act high and scream in class.Shut up.If you start screaming about markers one more time I will probably flip a desk and walk out.
--If you leave your wife bc you don't like her....don't go back because your mom won't let you play dungeons and dragons.
--Take a bath.Please contrary to want you believe e school doesn't want to smell you/look at YO nas-Ty weave.
--Hm I must have missed the crowd of paparazzi that was following you.Oh wait no I didn't because there is none.
--Your a teacher you signed up for your job.I think that's how it works.If you don't like it...g somewhere else.Ha crazy I know.
--IF you can have a baby YOU can provide for it.YOU can goto college.
--Get a job don't rely on someone else to do everything for you.
--Don't go to college where your friends go just because you don't wanna leave them.That's very stupid.
It's 10:30 and I need to goto bed because I spent all my money and can't get breakfast in the morning so I'm gonna have to eat pizza from last night.Life is but a fail.
Quote of the Day:: Kudos to you for hating me.You tink you hated me first.Ha.I have hated you since the day you and your mom came to my baby shower and I heard her talk.It's kind of what happened with Jesus and John the Baptist.Except i hated you...So yeah.
Kristen--
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Wake Me Up When September Ends.Porfavor.
Today started out just as any other day does.How? With my dad kicking my bed and saying get up your going to school.I'm just like errkay,And proceed to get up.Blahh blahh blahh
My point is today was a seemingly good day.Then we had to vote for homecoming.That's a fail.Most girls vote for themselves.To bad I'm not most girls.I vote for nice countum nice people.Not the dumb ones who sit around and complain about their lives.I don't like them.Ok the last time I checked I goto Jenkins.A school that you would think is from a 3rd world country like Turkey.IF you don't win homecoming it probably won't change your life for more than a week.I hate to break it to you but.I know what your saying,she's saying this bc she has never been in a home coming.K.Actually I have,and it's dumb.All I did was rush rush rush and get dressed up.It's like prom except you don't get to eat and dance or have any kind of fun.Now I can see how it is SOME KIND fun for seniors and stuff but if your any younger than that you get the shaft.All you do is fill up the field with your big hair and get a mention.That's no fun.No need to cry.Forrel.You just make your self look bad.Kthxbye.
Other than at today was fine.I cleansed my car took a nap and went to pizza hut.Productive day I know.
Today for lunch we had gray chicken.Evidently I missed the notice at said attn students:We will be have some form of gray poultry ery day.It must have in one of those notices that say Attn students and parents:We are esbestos free in almost every building at school.Hm must have missed it.
Side note:Are you wondering why some of my words are like jhyyy' or tiger or WEN when I mean when.Yeah it's this dumb I pads fault.Spell check.It will get you every time.Thank you apple.
Another side note:I wish they would put a Denny's in somewhere close to me so I could experience their cheese fest.
Another thing I noticed today while reading my previous blogs I said "came home and fed my dog tacos."This could be the reason for his death.I may goto jail.We'll see
September is a very boring month it is hot and cold it is in my opinion a hard month to get thru and if your like me your waiting on the snow that MAY come next month.Thanks for your time and such.
kristen-
My point is today was a seemingly good day.Then we had to vote for homecoming.That's a fail.Most girls vote for themselves.To bad I'm not most girls.I vote for nice countum nice people.Not the dumb ones who sit around and complain about their lives.I don't like them.Ok the last time I checked I goto Jenkins.A school that you would think is from a 3rd world country like Turkey.IF you don't win homecoming it probably won't change your life for more than a week.I hate to break it to you but.I know what your saying,she's saying this bc she has never been in a home coming.K.Actually I have,and it's dumb.All I did was rush rush rush and get dressed up.It's like prom except you don't get to eat and dance or have any kind of fun.Now I can see how it is SOME KIND fun for seniors and stuff but if your any younger than that you get the shaft.All you do is fill up the field with your big hair and get a mention.That's no fun.No need to cry.Forrel.You just make your self look bad.Kthxbye.
Other than at today was fine.I cleansed my car took a nap and went to pizza hut.Productive day I know.
Today for lunch we had gray chicken.Evidently I missed the notice at said attn students:We will be have some form of gray poultry ery day.It must have in one of those notices that say Attn students and parents:We are esbestos free in almost every building at school.Hm must have missed it.
Side note:Are you wondering why some of my words are like jhyyy' or tiger or WEN when I mean when.Yeah it's this dumb I pads fault.Spell check.It will get you every time.Thank you apple.
Another side note:I wish they would put a Denny's in somewhere close to me so I could experience their cheese fest.
Another thing I noticed today while reading my previous blogs I said "came home and fed my dog tacos."This could be the reason for his death.I may goto jail.We'll see
September is a very boring month it is hot and cold it is in my opinion a hard month to get thru and if your like me your waiting on the snow that MAY come next month.Thanks for your time and such.
kristen-
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Seniority.
Hello! MUH readers (mom) today is Sunday so that means I'm going to church like I usually do unless I'm in the bed.I'm writing today to inform all people that I am a senior.I made it.But I'm going to tell you the pros and cons of high school instead of taking a shower.
Okay listen,I understand you can boss around YOUR friends and YOUR classmates but you cant boss mine.Thanks.The other day when you sashayed unto Keith and was like NUH NUH NUH she cut everyone.There's a reason he just lol'ed in your face.It's because of what? Well bc your dumb but I'm a senior.Pro for me,con for you.
Another pro-I am now driving.I have my own car and everything.Mobility is key to happiness I think Confusious or maybe ghandi said that? Any who I am no longer on the giant Twinkie to hates. Mind you the bus this year runs at 6:30 exactly.I'm the mornting.That's a fail.I'm sorry I can't run my own bus run but not as sorry as I was for myself when I had to ride 2009.Haha.
Con-Big con-The people I goto school with more toward my class. It's just if you don't like someone don't act like your their friend.There is a difference between friends and being civil towards them.Just let this year pass and we will see when you guys are friendship wise this time next year.
Con-our lunches,Now they are free bc we got some kind of dumb grant.Yeah that's good.JK! I didn't have enough before.And since were not paying for it they have to ratio their use of gray chicken? I don't under stand.
Pro-dress code has been very easy to say in the least.I have worn a tank top everyday this year.Boojgie.
-Jenkins has many fails my opinion is it will be shut down in less than 5 years.It's not the physical condition of the school or the staff.Meaning teachers and janitor and principle.I'm talking about the board and so on.And let's not forget the students not caring enough to makes good test scores.It's nit just my opinion it is the opinion of many.I'm just trying to get thru with this year and never look back.Very deep I know.I'm a very deep person if you hadn't discovered it by now.
I digress. How was your summer you ask? Crappy I didn't do much of anything.At all.I did get like 2 iTunes cards to pay off my debt to apple.I didn't have many yard sales like I said I would.I said that simply bc I didn't know it was going to be a record high temp eryday.I did goto the beach and almost die along side my friend Erica.The sea almost claimed to young children.Death by large inner tube. Ok there was a beach full of people including a house full of my mom dad and granny basking in the sun.Full or super vision.No.They could cares less that their you gets were washing up on the shore wrapped in rope and popped pool toys.Oh and there's a reason they call them POOLTOYS not ocean toys.Fail on our part I guess.
I think it's fall now considering the leaves and stuff are dead.This is good for me.No more constant hot flashes they only come 600 times a day whereas in the summer it would be close to 6,000 times a day.And that also means it almost christmas.Which is good.Since it's 9:34 and church starts at 10 I guess I should leave you guys with this and go get ready for another netting at the church house.Hope you enjoyed.
kristen-
Okay listen,I understand you can boss around YOUR friends and YOUR classmates but you cant boss mine.Thanks.The other day when you sashayed unto Keith and was like NUH NUH NUH she cut everyone.There's a reason he just lol'ed in your face.It's because of what? Well bc your dumb but I'm a senior.Pro for me,con for you.
Another pro-I am now driving.I have my own car and everything.Mobility is key to happiness I think Confusious or maybe ghandi said that? Any who I am no longer on the giant Twinkie to hates. Mind you the bus this year runs at 6:30 exactly.I'm the mornting.That's a fail.I'm sorry I can't run my own bus run but not as sorry as I was for myself when I had to ride 2009.Haha.
Con-Big con-The people I goto school with more toward my class. It's just if you don't like someone don't act like your their friend.There is a difference between friends and being civil towards them.Just let this year pass and we will see when you guys are friendship wise this time next year.
Con-our lunches,Now they are free bc we got some kind of dumb grant.Yeah that's good.JK! I didn't have enough before.And since were not paying for it they have to ratio their use of gray chicken? I don't under stand.
Pro-dress code has been very easy to say in the least.I have worn a tank top everyday this year.Boojgie.
-Jenkins has many fails my opinion is it will be shut down in less than 5 years.It's not the physical condition of the school or the staff.Meaning teachers and janitor and principle.I'm talking about the board and so on.And let's not forget the students not caring enough to makes good test scores.It's nit just my opinion it is the opinion of many.I'm just trying to get thru with this year and never look back.Very deep I know.I'm a very deep person if you hadn't discovered it by now.
I digress. How was your summer you ask? Crappy I didn't do much of anything.At all.I did get like 2 iTunes cards to pay off my debt to apple.I didn't have many yard sales like I said I would.I said that simply bc I didn't know it was going to be a record high temp eryday.I did goto the beach and almost die along side my friend Erica.The sea almost claimed to young children.Death by large inner tube. Ok there was a beach full of people including a house full of my mom dad and granny basking in the sun.Full or super vision.No.They could cares less that their you gets were washing up on the shore wrapped in rope and popped pool toys.Oh and there's a reason they call them POOLTOYS not ocean toys.Fail on our part I guess.
I think it's fall now considering the leaves and stuff are dead.This is good for me.No more constant hot flashes they only come 600 times a day whereas in the summer it would be close to 6,000 times a day.And that also means it almost christmas.Which is good.Since it's 9:34 and church starts at 10 I guess I should leave you guys with this and go get ready for another netting at the church house.Hope you enjoyed.
kristen-
Monday, May 23, 2011
Kristen say all that glitter is not boojige.
Today I'm writing this short blog awaiting my mid afternoon meal.Why you say isn't the school you attend supposed to provided healthy and nutritious meals?.Ha.if someone asked m'e that in real life I would defiantly have to smack them.
There are 3important things you need to know about people and food-
-First-our food is totally outrageous.why?
Well it is under cooked and our school guarantees only the brownest chicken..
-Second-There is not enough.I mean for real.One piece of bread,one small ice cream scoop of potatoes.I think not.The last time I checked Jenkins schools I am 6'2 and grown.I need nourish ment.
-Third-I have seen many people go wild without of proper food.
-Example one- me.you wouldn't like m'e with no food in my system.
-Example two-Barnacle boy from spongebob.He didn't get what he wanted to eat and he went as far as going to the dark side.
Let me let you in on a little secret.If you give a child what they want to eat(and this is for all children,even the dumb ones)they will do for you.I.e test scores and obeying school rules and such.Bribing.Not that hard to figure out.
Another thing,if I come home one more time tipping stuff with foam coming out of my mouth my mom will personally kill me And she's running out of silver bullets so if I was you Jenkins I would do something about the food.And Im not talking about more options and all that jazz that's real stupid.Its the not the amount of food tht you shove in us it's the...hang on this word will really throw you for a loop."Quality".Wow.I know.Is it so hard to use white mean chicken.Don't get me wrong its not the workers who serve it,they are just told what to serve.I'll let you figure that one out.I'm not even going to tell you what we have found in our chicken casserole.Yes I will.Chicken lung....check it..chick-en.Lun-g.Yeah,well how do we know,we goto Jenkins we don't know anything right.That may have some truth but we asked the lunch ladies!! Then they told us to just eat it.OK.I will.Mmmm there's nothing I love better.
In conclusion,I urge you to contact the school and let um know real quick what errrybody is saying.thanks ;)
-tomorrow I will tell you just why everyone at Jenkins is dumb..
kristen-
There are 3important things you need to know about people and food-
-First-our food is totally outrageous.why?
Well it is under cooked and our school guarantees only the brownest chicken..
-Second-There is not enough.I mean for real.One piece of bread,one small ice cream scoop of potatoes.I think not.The last time I checked Jenkins schools I am 6'2 and grown.I need nourish ment.
-Third-I have seen many people go wild without of proper food.
-Example one- me.you wouldn't like m'e with no food in my system.
-Example two-Barnacle boy from spongebob.He didn't get what he wanted to eat and he went as far as going to the dark side.
Let me let you in on a little secret.If you give a child what they want to eat(and this is for all children,even the dumb ones)they will do for you.I.e test scores and obeying school rules and such.Bribing.Not that hard to figure out.
Another thing,if I come home one more time tipping stuff with foam coming out of my mouth my mom will personally kill me And she's running out of silver bullets so if I was you Jenkins I would do something about the food.And Im not talking about more options and all that jazz that's real stupid.Its the not the amount of food tht you shove in us it's the...hang on this word will really throw you for a loop."Quality".Wow.I know.Is it so hard to use white mean chicken.Don't get me wrong its not the workers who serve it,they are just told what to serve.I'll let you figure that one out.I'm not even going to tell you what we have found in our chicken casserole.Yes I will.Chicken lung....check it..chick-en.Lun-g.Yeah,well how do we know,we goto Jenkins we don't know anything right.That may have some truth but we asked the lunch ladies!! Then they told us to just eat it.OK.I will.Mmmm there's nothing I love better.
In conclusion,I urge you to contact the school and let um know real quick what errrybody is saying.thanks ;)
-tomorrow I will tell you just why everyone at Jenkins is dumb..
kristen-
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Randy died,The Rapture came,Summer begins.In that order.
Well hello,right now I'm supposed to be cleaning my room.But since I'm in to procrastination pretty heavily I thought that I would blog,Bc I haven't blog in...a while.Oh my where to begin.Well lets just start off by saying school is almost out.We have 19 days including weekends and dumb memorial day tht we could have spent in school.But I digress.Everyone at school is still dumb as ever just in case you were wondering.And I think it gets worse and worse as the years end draws nearer.Ugh I hate school.Any who, my dog died.But I kinda knew that would happen real soon bc he didn't eat for a week.And I mean really? He was a fatty god rest his soul.Apparently mom though different seeing as how she cried for 3 days after he left.Of course be the TOTAL ROCK that I am I was ok.So I'm just glad everybody's over that.
As if a didn't hate riding the bus enough,one day some CHILDREN BABIES decided to be really dumb and ruin my day even more than it was already going.How? Well they started a fight.No not a fist fight just a word fight.Thats not bad you say.Well it is if the bus driver turns the bus around and takes us back to school.I mean I have never had a problem with any of them until that day.It was a fail.So being the wild unruly child I am,I call my mom.And I'm telling her that I don't play games...So she says ill come and get you from school bc I'm on my way home.So we get to the school and I decided to just try to leave.But I'm stopped,And I tell Keith I'm staying at school bc my moms coming to get me.Well Apparently we arnt supposed to use our phones on e bus.So I was kicked off.Fail.But I prevailed.After vigorous questioning I was allowed to go eat my chicken sandwich and coke.Thank you god for coke bc if it wasn't for the bless'ed drink there would have been so many, sooo many innocent casualties.
It's may now and yesterday was "the rapture/zombie apocalypse".Ok...I guess that's why I'm dead and stuff.That was a bunch of crap who ever predicted that/believed it was REALLLLL DUMB.Just saying.But just in case it decides to happen I have my bat and hammer ready to go Madea on every body that decides to be a zombie.Because if you haven't learned by now,I don't play games.Other than that 2011 has been pretty good.Well to me ha.
I'm just glad school is almost over and I know I'm gonna be busy,But not too busy,I have to sleep a lot as well.I also plan to have gratuitous amounts of yard sales,to make money to pay off my itunes debt so I can update pandora to listen to 90s music.And eat mexican.
Well I think this is it for today.I thank you for taking the time to read this garbage.And I will probably be writing more,never the less I'll keep you posted on if I have to goto jail for either for truancy or murder of my brother.
Kris10<3
As if a didn't hate riding the bus enough,one day some CHILDREN BABIES decided to be really dumb and ruin my day even more than it was already going.How? Well they started a fight.No not a fist fight just a word fight.Thats not bad you say.Well it is if the bus driver turns the bus around and takes us back to school.I mean I have never had a problem with any of them until that day.It was a fail.So being the wild unruly child I am,I call my mom.And I'm telling her that I don't play games...So she says ill come and get you from school bc I'm on my way home.So we get to the school and I decided to just try to leave.But I'm stopped,And I tell Keith I'm staying at school bc my moms coming to get me.Well Apparently we arnt supposed to use our phones on e bus.So I was kicked off.Fail.But I prevailed.After vigorous questioning I was allowed to go eat my chicken sandwich and coke.Thank you god for coke bc if it wasn't for the bless'ed drink there would have been so many, sooo many innocent casualties.
It's may now and yesterday was "the rapture/zombie apocalypse".Ok...I guess that's why I'm dead and stuff.That was a bunch of crap who ever predicted that/believed it was REALLLLL DUMB.Just saying.But just in case it decides to happen I have my bat and hammer ready to go Madea on every body that decides to be a zombie.Because if you haven't learned by now,I don't play games.Other than that 2011 has been pretty good.Well to me ha.
I'm just glad school is almost over and I know I'm gonna be busy,But not too busy,I have to sleep a lot as well.I also plan to have gratuitous amounts of yard sales,to make money to pay off my itunes debt so I can update pandora to listen to 90s music.And eat mexican.
Well I think this is it for today.I thank you for taking the time to read this garbage.And I will probably be writing more,never the less I'll keep you posted on if I have to goto jail for either for truancy or murder of my brother.
Kris10<3
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