The tittle of this post is violent for a reason.Reason being awareness.Today as I await my mom to come home and tell me to clean the kitchen and I wait on my KFC I will make you aware of what I see in my daily life and how it ruffles my feathers if you will.
-Only children that BRAG about being only children.Personaly I wish I was an only child.Well actually your sibling has to be human I think to be considered a "sibling" so I guess I kinda am an only child since my moms eldest spawn is a scrub/toad.But really can you just like shut up and stop being bratty about how your parents worship the ground you walk on.Thanks
-School lunches.I really putty the children who can't pack their lunches.Really I do I am soo sorry that you have to lick the floor or your friends to get that nasty taste out of your mouth....
-people who like gray chicken.What the heck is wrong with you.You sit and talk about how mcdonalds chicken is ground up chicken bones and such.UH SO.I would take ground up WHITE MEAT GOOD mystery assorted poultry rather than gross gray chicken,that dosent even taste even remotely like chicken.Good night.
-When people say macdonalds.....
-When your sitting in a rocking chair or recliner or anything that rocks,and it goes back to far and you think your literally gonna die.Yeah ou think it's real funny until you are virtually falling off the wall like humpty dumpy.Not fun.
-When people correct me on things THAT I KNOW FOR A FACT.Like when I know the tue story and you correct me on it.If ou correct me on a story that I witnessed/made up I WILL let the beats drop and it will be to sick to lick.
-The fact that Johnny cash is dead.
-Having to clean the kitchen.Life is but a fail when I have to clean up my dads mess of butter and other condiments sprawlled out o'er the kitchen.
-When I get bacon on my pjs.It makes a greedy spot king triton couldn't blast away and I don't want that.
-I hate when people redo songs and make them sound so bad you don't recognize it.
- When people post pictures of the exact position every time,but they have on a different out fit but at the same time they have the same facial position.Lololololol
- When you say bro or the newest,brehhhh.What does that even mean?? HHHHHH I'm breathing out real long BRE-HHHH.If I heard somebody say that I would probably drop dead.
-Not being able to draw.I tried to draw a mask today and it looked like a baboons butt.No kidding.
-When mamas let their baby grow up to be cowboys.
-If somebody drinks my last coke....it's gameon.
-When someone makes their class harder than it should be.Can you just like calm down and listen if you would listen to the teacher it would take loads off your problems.You know I have 99 problems too but I listen and Im not dramatic about it
-Peiple who just lie over dumb stuff.Like I just heard her say you name,when she clearly didn't? What wrong with you? Go play in traffic.
-people who are one way with one group and another way with another group.Would it kill you to just be yourself and have a little respect for yourself.Dont conform.Just because you goto school with them and society says you should be friends dosent mean you have to.
-Math
-People who get dogs and put them in their back yard and never play with them or feed them or talk to them.So them they bark all iget long and go into hiding during the day when no one is trying to sleep.
-And last but not least the fact that it hasent snowed but once or twice DA WHOLE WINTER.All I'm gonna say is my almanac lied.
I hope I have made you aware of things that I don't like.This is segment one.If I feel like it and I'm not too increadiblely famished and tired ill con. On segment 2.(yay)Now I'm gonna go harass my mom and watch H20 so they can give me tips on being a mermaid.
Kristen-
Monday, January 23, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
The Black Plauge,I Presume.
I haven't blogged in forever.You know what that means? I long blog.Yay I know.Im excited too...
Let me just start where I left off,thanksgiving and black friday.Ive never been a big shopper nor have I ever been big on staying up late.Well black Friday is for people who like todo just those things.Well there is one thing that I do like to do and that is to fight with strangers I don't know.Okay well,black Friday drew me in this year just for that reason...that and the fact that I WAS gonna get a waffle maker.I depart my house at 8:00 with a red bull to accompany me in not only driving but to help with a burst of adrenaline to ward off the crowd.On this particular night when I walked through the doors of Walmart super center it looked like the scene of a zombie movie except Theese zombies didn't have tattered body parts they had small appliances and toys.The night proceeded,I waited in line with people I though were just so nice but when the clock rang 10 it was like some kind of imaginary buzzer said game on or game over for some people.The people who were in my way may god rest their souls.When I saw those waffle makers and slow cookers ahead of me I can't even explain the way I felt.Now I don't need a waffle maker but they were 2 dollars and that what makes me want it.I needed a plan.I made Erica stand back at least 10 foot because she is not large and in charge like me.I went in I was being pushed..I was being pushed I've never been beaten like that in my life,I didn't want to hurt Theese people until...ohh until this woman came up on me under my arm pit.Bobbing like she didn't know who I was.Elbowing me like I have never seen.Screaming move move.So naturally I elbowed her right back but unfortunately for her her face was under my elbow.Needless to say in less than 2 minutes I was on the ground then in the air frantically throwing waffle makers at Erica over the crowd.I won't even tell you what I would have done if someone else would have tried to intercept one of my babies.I still had 2 waffle makers in hand I made my way over to the slow cookers and finally got one of them.The night went on
I made my way to the back of the store it was time for a Vacuum.Yes it was so easy I actually did want a vacuum for my mom for Christmas! Glory glory! I was set.Now all I needed was to go check out the movies.Nuh NUH NUH guess who left their buggy IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ZOMBIES....Me.Oh
I've was but a fail,but that's not the best part.A woman walks up to the buggy and take out a blanket and pillow set.Oh I said haha pis posh I would do the same thing I giggled.Yeah.So I start to go through it.THIS IS MY BUGGY.What the crack? I was steaming.So I carried on to tell Erica my horror story.When we meet up I say ok lets go blah blah.And run off to the front of the store to look for Erica and tell her that I found an open lane.Yehaw I thought to my self and I made my way up the middle of the store.So I call erica.Hey Erica I found a lane open.Erica says I'm in the bath room.Oh silly girl nuh nuh I'm thinking she must have taken our buggy in to the bathroom....I was terribly wrong.I don't have the buggy she says.Basicly dropping the phone in the floor in a utter panic running and by running I mean I was run-ing.When I get back to where the murder was committed there stood my poor poor buggy defaced by the public...But what was missing? Waffle maker no blankets no.Movies nope.Hmmmm.MUH VACUUM.FORQUAHHHHH!!!!! I searched the premises looking for possible suspects.But no one.I called it time of death 11:00.My life was over.Butthurt and tired I went and found another vacuum.
Other than that my holidays were smashing.Life was not but a fail when I got princess sheets from Santa..But if I ever find who took my $7 vacuum cleaner you will meet my twins smith and wesson.Just kidding.....But really.And so I leave you with that though.Tomorrow I will tell you about things I don't like and so forth.I would do it today but I am just so tired.And I can't miss that much more school because I don't wanna meet my other twins Pena and tenturcy.
-Kristen
Let me just start where I left off,thanksgiving and black friday.Ive never been a big shopper nor have I ever been big on staying up late.Well black Friday is for people who like todo just those things.Well there is one thing that I do like to do and that is to fight with strangers I don't know.Okay well,black Friday drew me in this year just for that reason...that and the fact that I WAS gonna get a waffle maker.I depart my house at 8:00 with a red bull to accompany me in not only driving but to help with a burst of adrenaline to ward off the crowd.On this particular night when I walked through the doors of Walmart super center it looked like the scene of a zombie movie except Theese zombies didn't have tattered body parts they had small appliances and toys.The night proceeded,I waited in line with people I though were just so nice but when the clock rang 10 it was like some kind of imaginary buzzer said game on or game over for some people.The people who were in my way may god rest their souls.When I saw those waffle makers and slow cookers ahead of me I can't even explain the way I felt.Now I don't need a waffle maker but they were 2 dollars and that what makes me want it.I needed a plan.I made Erica stand back at least 10 foot because she is not large and in charge like me.I went in I was being pushed..I was being pushed I've never been beaten like that in my life,I didn't want to hurt Theese people until...ohh until this woman came up on me under my arm pit.Bobbing like she didn't know who I was.Elbowing me like I have never seen.Screaming move move.So naturally I elbowed her right back but unfortunately for her her face was under my elbow.Needless to say in less than 2 minutes I was on the ground then in the air frantically throwing waffle makers at Erica over the crowd.I won't even tell you what I would have done if someone else would have tried to intercept one of my babies.I still had 2 waffle makers in hand I made my way over to the slow cookers and finally got one of them.The night went on
I made my way to the back of the store it was time for a Vacuum.Yes it was so easy I actually did want a vacuum for my mom for Christmas! Glory glory! I was set.Now all I needed was to go check out the movies.Nuh NUH NUH guess who left their buggy IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ZOMBIES....Me.Oh
I've was but a fail,but that's not the best part.A woman walks up to the buggy and take out a blanket and pillow set.Oh I said haha pis posh I would do the same thing I giggled.Yeah.So I start to go through it.THIS IS MY BUGGY.What the crack? I was steaming.So I carried on to tell Erica my horror story.When we meet up I say ok lets go blah blah.And run off to the front of the store to look for Erica and tell her that I found an open lane.Yehaw I thought to my self and I made my way up the middle of the store.So I call erica.Hey Erica I found a lane open.Erica says I'm in the bath room.Oh silly girl nuh nuh I'm thinking she must have taken our buggy in to the bathroom....I was terribly wrong.I don't have the buggy she says.Basicly dropping the phone in the floor in a utter panic running and by running I mean I was run-ing.When I get back to where the murder was committed there stood my poor poor buggy defaced by the public...But what was missing? Waffle maker no blankets no.Movies nope.Hmmmm.MUH VACUUM.FORQUAHHHHH!!!!! I searched the premises looking for possible suspects.But no one.I called it time of death 11:00.My life was over.Butthurt and tired I went and found another vacuum.
Other than that my holidays were smashing.Life was not but a fail when I got princess sheets from Santa..But if I ever find who took my $7 vacuum cleaner you will meet my twins smith and wesson.Just kidding.....But really.And so I leave you with that though.Tomorrow I will tell you about things I don't like and so forth.I would do it today but I am just so tired.And I can't miss that much more school because I don't wanna meet my other twins Pena and tenturcy.
-Kristen
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