Oh Holy Night

-Today I've started to start real blogging.Amazing yes i know !-

 Listen. I know that no one will probably ever read this but i have decided to tell you anyways.
Yes,tell you about my day yesterday.It started out a normal day here at the Yonts household i woke up at a rather decent time(for a snow day),and continued my usual regimen.Watching TV,and playing sims3.Any who,as i continued in to the 2 hour playing sims3 my father calls to tell me to shovel the sidewalks.Being the oh so loving daughter that i am,i took a shower and went on my merry way in to the outside world. There was only one thing missing....a shovel.So i return in to the house to call my mom and granny to ask where could i find such a thing.No answer.I try granny's cell phone...no answer.The house one more time...still..no answer.Very mad i stormed out the door to find my mom standing on the back porch of my granny's house saying forget it.She shoveled them.......Well.I said as i stomped in the house. No i don't actually remember why i was so mad,it just seemed right at the time. SO i then go back in the house to find the one thing that can calm a savage beast such as myself,A can of Chef Boy-R-Dee Ravioli. Excelsior! So i rush to my granny's house,for reasons unknown to cook my delicacy only to find awaiting my at granny's,a whole kitchen of chocolaty covered pretzels.Holding back the urge to pillage and burn the kitchen,i make my ravioli.Later mom ask me to go home and get some more gift baskets.(for the pretzels i wasn't allowed to eat ) I say OK and head out the door.Keep in mind its icy...very icy.I start down the back steps and i say wait.If i go down thees steps i know whats going to go down.Instant death that's what.So me being the mogul that i am ,try the more snowy part of the hill. BAD IDEA.I slide.I grab the banister,And the fence at the same time.Once again BAD IDEA. I fall ever harder and land on the steps,then the hill. Fail i say to myself as i pull up and attempt to walk. Then i realize my hands hurt to bad to get off cleanly.I get in my house and call mom to meet me out side to see the giant place in the snow where humpty dumpty had her great fall. Then i looked down and i have a gash you could say on the side of my middle finger.Ha.I'm a
drama queen.So that didn't fly to well. I automatically wanted to amputate it on spot. But i just though to wash it out. Mom comes outside to hear me complaining  to my dog. And she assumes her position and starts to laugh. That's not at all funny. But i guess it the most wonderful time of the year so ill let it slide old man winter just as i did.As for my finger,well i cant move it and hurts..real bad.
Good Night (:
-kristen-

My Mind And Some Snow.

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Alright.
It's 12:19 as I write this. Why I cant tell you. I will start off my first blog by telling you a little about myself.
  I'm Kristen Yonts.Yeah,I'm not cool. Pretty sure in order to actually blog you must have an actual "Topic".Well, I dont.Actually thats my problem I have to many topics floating around in my giant head. So i have taken the duty upon myself to write down all this crap i think and cant post on Facebook. Any who,I'm 16,yes.I do have my permit.(You could say that im really getting up there in the years)I go to a crappy school in a place that no one has ever heard of.Some say that it will close down the year that my class graduates.Yeah well that's true.

This is Mommy Dearest.I wish I could say she is happy to see you.Dont be scared,She..was just scared

 More about where I live ohhh. Ok,well i live in Kentucky.Clearly i can read and write.Ha.No thats not funny.Ok im getting off track.Anyways I live in Kentucky and its very quiet.If you try you can get in to alot.But if your quiet like myself them you sit at home at 12:30 and write a blog.That no one will read and
you juggle back and fort by writing i then I them im then again I'm.But i dont care.Why am I still talking you ask.Well i dont know myself.All i know is that i am an AVID Sims 3 player.I love it more than chicken nuggets.Well maybe as much as chicken nuggets.I also love pizza rolls.

 <The person on the left is Katelyn.

Shes my bestfriend/brother.

 -Another truth is that its snowing. And it has been snowing for like 2 weeks. I cant go anywhere. I can do anything,but i mean thats winter right ? So i digress. Next week Saturday is Christmas.I am truly excited.Although it dosent really feel like Christmas.I dont know why ? Now days it just feels like my years go by at school ( when i go) And where ever else my mom takes me. No im not a depression ridden teen.haha,Im just kristen.Not a capital k. Just kristen.And the good part is im ok with that.

IN CON_CLUE_SION
yes i spelled it wrong for a reason. Its for all the dumb people who wont read this,its for me to remember not to ramble well not really.I just did that because its easier for people(like myself ) to read.
Anyway I'm going to make a list of things to write about to yah know fill you on my life as a teenage robot.

1.)Tv show i dont like
2.)People i dont like
3.)My dumb hair
4.)Jesus
5.)The children at school
6.)Music.

This is a man gettin hit with a Baseball bat.I believe at a Cleveland game.If he is a fan he should be hit.Thanks.

_So now I'll let you go because I have a History channel to watch
Good Night,Good Morning & Good Luck.
kristen-