Today I'm writing this short blog awaiting my mid afternoon meal.Why you say isn't the school you attend supposed to provided healthy and nutritious meals?.Ha.if someone asked m'e that in real life I would defiantly have to smack them.
There are 3important things you need to know about people and food-
-First-our food is totally outrageous.why?
Well it is under cooked and our school guarantees only the brownest chicken..
-Second-There is not enough.I mean for real.One piece of bread,one small ice cream scoop of potatoes.I think not.The last time I checked Jenkins schools I am 6'2 and grown.I need nourish ment.
-Third-I have seen many people go wild without of proper food.
-Example one- me.you wouldn't like m'e with no food in my system.
-Example two-Barnacle boy from spongebob.He didn't get what he wanted to eat and he went as far as going to the dark side.
Let me let you in on a little secret.If you give a child what they want to eat(and this is for all children,even the dumb ones)they will do for you.I.e test scores and obeying school rules and such.Bribing.Not that hard to figure out.
Another thing,if I come home one more time tipping stuff with foam coming out of my mouth my mom will personally kill me And she's running out of silver bullets so if I was you Jenkins I would do something about the food.And Im not talking about more options and all that jazz that's real stupid.Its the not the amount of food tht you shove in us it's the...hang on this word will really throw you for a loop."Quality".Wow.I know.Is it so hard to use white mean chicken.Don't get me wrong its not the workers who serve it,they are just told what to serve.I'll let you figure that one out.I'm not even going to tell you what we have found in our chicken casserole.Yes I will.Chicken lung....check it..chick-en.Lun-g.Yeah,well how do we know,we goto Jenkins we don't know anything right.That may have some truth but we asked the lunch ladies!! Then they told us to just eat it.OK.I will.Mmmm there's nothing I love better.
In conclusion,I urge you to contact the school and let um know real quick what errrybody is saying.thanks ;)
-tomorrow I will tell you just why everyone at Jenkins is dumb..
kristen-
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Randy died,The Rapture came,Summer begins.In that order.
Well hello,right now I'm supposed to be cleaning my room.But since I'm in to procrastination pretty heavily I thought that I would blog,Bc I haven't blog in...a while.Oh my where to begin.Well lets just start off by saying school is almost out.We have 19 days including weekends and dumb memorial day tht we could have spent in school.But I digress.Everyone at school is still dumb as ever just in case you were wondering.And I think it gets worse and worse as the years end draws nearer.Ugh I hate school.Any who, my dog died.But I kinda knew that would happen real soon bc he didn't eat for a week.And I mean really? He was a fatty god rest his soul.Apparently mom though different seeing as how she cried for 3 days after he left.Of course be the TOTAL ROCK that I am I was ok.So I'm just glad everybody's over that.
As if a didn't hate riding the bus enough,one day some CHILDREN BABIES decided to be really dumb and ruin my day even more than it was already going.How? Well they started a fight.No not a fist fight just a word fight.Thats not bad you say.Well it is if the bus driver turns the bus around and takes us back to school.I mean I have never had a problem with any of them until that day.It was a fail.So being the wild unruly child I am,I call my mom.And I'm telling her that I don't play games...So she says ill come and get you from school bc I'm on my way home.So we get to the school and I decided to just try to leave.But I'm stopped,And I tell Keith I'm staying at school bc my moms coming to get me.Well Apparently we arnt supposed to use our phones on e bus.So I was kicked off.Fail.But I prevailed.After vigorous questioning I was allowed to go eat my chicken sandwich and coke.Thank you god for coke bc if it wasn't for the bless'ed drink there would have been so many, sooo many innocent casualties.
It's may now and yesterday was "the rapture/zombie apocalypse".Ok...I guess that's why I'm dead and stuff.That was a bunch of crap who ever predicted that/believed it was REALLLLL DUMB.Just saying.But just in case it decides to happen I have my bat and hammer ready to go Madea on every body that decides to be a zombie.Because if you haven't learned by now,I don't play games.Other than that 2011 has been pretty good.Well to me ha.
I'm just glad school is almost over and I know I'm gonna be busy,But not too busy,I have to sleep a lot as well.I also plan to have gratuitous amounts of yard sales,to make money to pay off my itunes debt so I can update pandora to listen to 90s music.And eat mexican.
Well I think this is it for today.I thank you for taking the time to read this garbage.And I will probably be writing more,never the less I'll keep you posted on if I have to goto jail for either for truancy or murder of my brother.
Kris10<3
As if a didn't hate riding the bus enough,one day some CHILDREN BABIES decided to be really dumb and ruin my day even more than it was already going.How? Well they started a fight.No not a fist fight just a word fight.Thats not bad you say.Well it is if the bus driver turns the bus around and takes us back to school.I mean I have never had a problem with any of them until that day.It was a fail.So being the wild unruly child I am,I call my mom.And I'm telling her that I don't play games...So she says ill come and get you from school bc I'm on my way home.So we get to the school and I decided to just try to leave.But I'm stopped,And I tell Keith I'm staying at school bc my moms coming to get me.Well Apparently we arnt supposed to use our phones on e bus.So I was kicked off.Fail.But I prevailed.After vigorous questioning I was allowed to go eat my chicken sandwich and coke.Thank you god for coke bc if it wasn't for the bless'ed drink there would have been so many, sooo many innocent casualties.
It's may now and yesterday was "the rapture/zombie apocalypse".Ok...I guess that's why I'm dead and stuff.That was a bunch of crap who ever predicted that/believed it was REALLLLL DUMB.Just saying.But just in case it decides to happen I have my bat and hammer ready to go Madea on every body that decides to be a zombie.Because if you haven't learned by now,I don't play games.Other than that 2011 has been pretty good.Well to me ha.
I'm just glad school is almost over and I know I'm gonna be busy,But not too busy,I have to sleep a lot as well.I also plan to have gratuitous amounts of yard sales,to make money to pay off my itunes debt so I can update pandora to listen to 90s music.And eat mexican.
Well I think this is it for today.I thank you for taking the time to read this garbage.And I will probably be writing more,never the less I'll keep you posted on if I have to goto jail for either for truancy or murder of my brother.
Kris10<3
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